I'm Thankful for... +2 Salad Shorts
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saladloveI wasn't originally going to do one of these, but again, the sight has had little things uploaded. So, here's a list of things I'm thankful for. Plus a few short stories I wrote in like 5 minutes, so they're probably awful. But whatever.
I'm thankful for all the people in the MindcrackLove and SaladLove communities, you're some of my favorite people, and I truly am thankful that no matter what time it is, or what's going on in my life, i can just hop onto the Skype chat and talk with y'all.
I'm thankful for all my amazing friends and family as well, I'm very blessed as to have be so fortunate with the people I have met.
I'm thankful for all of Mindcrack, mainly MCGamer, whenever I'm feeling down, or just plain bored. I can always go to MC's channel, and it'll cheer me right up! :D
I'm thankful for all the people who have been a part of the following inside jokes that you probably won't get but I'm posting anyways, cause, trolololol:
-There are only 10 people in this room.
-Chair Crew
-Old Man Bob is basically D1
-SMH
-Seamus is a level 2 telekinetic.
-Cole is a man w***e
-B-Cult.
I'm thankful for a lot more, but I don't really wanna type anymore of that stuff, so proceed to the short stories (Which probably suck. =P)
SLSS#1
Scott was so ready for this; this would have been the best prank he’s ever pulled off.
Scott had figured out Shawn’s address, in a late night game of GMod. Shawn said it, obviously expecting no one to care or do anything with it, but he expected wrong.
Scott had saved up his cash for half a year; he was taking a plane to Missouri. Though, Shawn didn’t refer to it as Missouri, but actually Misery.
Scott had the address written down, once he got off the plan he hitched a taxi to take him to it, the Taxi Driver looked at the address funny.
“Something wrong?” Scott asked the man.
“Uh, yeah, I think you got a wrong address” said the taxi driver, clearly confused.
“What, how’s that possible?”
“Well, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure ‘1234 Street St.’ isn’t real.”
…
“Damn”
SLSS#2
“Oh no, no why!” said Alice.
“Wait, what happened?” asked Scott, curious of what could be going wrong.
“I’m Old Man Willakers…” said Alice, slightly giggling at this turn of events.
Scott and Alice had been playing a round of Dwarves vs Zombies; it had been going fairly well. They’d both gotten several gold nuggets and all their basic gear. They had just been joking about how both of them are awful at PvE, and how they’d both probably die before the first shrine was even taken.
“Wait, you got a hero? That’s awesome!” said Scott, laughing at the turn of events.
“No it’s not, I’m going to die and then be yelled at by the dwarves!” she said, trying to sound distressed. It was obvious however she was also laughing at the situation.
Scott had heard the rapid typing of fingers on a keyboard through Alice’s mic, a message then popped up in chat saying ‘I’m sorry in advance’. This of course just made Scott laugh even more.
“C’mon Alice, how bad can you possibly be? I’m sure you’ll do just fine as a hero” Scott said trying to offer words of advice to Alice, of course it wasn’t very convincing as he was still slightly giggling to himself.
Then in chat bright yellow text appeared stating ‘THE MONSTERS HAVE BEEN RELEASED’. Not but 3 seconds later, a distressed ‘Old man willaaaaaakeeeeers’ was heard, followed by a chorus of giggling from Alice.
“You did not already die Alice.” said Scott also laughing hysterically.
The chat was filled with angry Dwarves saying comments such as ‘WOW, Old Man Willakers sucked!’ and ‘Old Man Willakers obviously killed himself, there’s no way someone can be THAT bad…’
But these comments didn’t affect Alice, she just kept laughing at how bad she did during the game, and Scott laughed with her.
I'm thankful for all the people in the MindcrackLove and SaladLove communities, you're some of my favorite people, and I truly am thankful that no matter what time it is, or what's going on in my life, i can just hop onto the Skype chat and talk with y'all.
I'm thankful for all my amazing friends and family as well, I'm very blessed as to have be so fortunate with the people I have met.
I'm thankful for all of Mindcrack, mainly MCGamer, whenever I'm feeling down, or just plain bored. I can always go to MC's channel, and it'll cheer me right up! :D
I'm thankful for all the people who have been a part of the following inside jokes that you probably won't get but I'm posting anyways, cause, trolololol:
-There are only 10 people in this room.
-Chair Crew
-Old Man Bob is basically D1
-SMH
-Seamus is a level 2 telekinetic.
-Cole is a man w***e
-B-Cult.
I'm thankful for a lot more, but I don't really wanna type anymore of that stuff, so proceed to the short stories (Which probably suck. =P)
SLSS#1
Scott was so ready for this; this would have been the best prank he’s ever pulled off.
Scott had figured out Shawn’s address, in a late night game of GMod. Shawn said it, obviously expecting no one to care or do anything with it, but he expected wrong.
Scott had saved up his cash for half a year; he was taking a plane to Missouri. Though, Shawn didn’t refer to it as Missouri, but actually Misery.
Scott had the address written down, once he got off the plan he hitched a taxi to take him to it, the Taxi Driver looked at the address funny.
“Something wrong?” Scott asked the man.
“Uh, yeah, I think you got a wrong address” said the taxi driver, clearly confused.
“What, how’s that possible?”
“Well, I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure ‘1234 Street St.’ isn’t real.”
…
“Damn”
SLSS#2
“Oh no, no why!” said Alice.
“Wait, what happened?” asked Scott, curious of what could be going wrong.
“I’m Old Man Willakers…” said Alice, slightly giggling at this turn of events.
Scott and Alice had been playing a round of Dwarves vs Zombies; it had been going fairly well. They’d both gotten several gold nuggets and all their basic gear. They had just been joking about how both of them are awful at PvE, and how they’d both probably die before the first shrine was even taken.
“Wait, you got a hero? That’s awesome!” said Scott, laughing at the turn of events.
“No it’s not, I’m going to die and then be yelled at by the dwarves!” she said, trying to sound distressed. It was obvious however she was also laughing at the situation.
Scott had heard the rapid typing of fingers on a keyboard through Alice’s mic, a message then popped up in chat saying ‘I’m sorry in advance’. This of course just made Scott laugh even more.
“C’mon Alice, how bad can you possibly be? I’m sure you’ll do just fine as a hero” Scott said trying to offer words of advice to Alice, of course it wasn’t very convincing as he was still slightly giggling to himself.
Then in chat bright yellow text appeared stating ‘THE MONSTERS HAVE BEEN RELEASED’. Not but 3 seconds later, a distressed ‘Old man willaaaaaakeeeeers’ was heard, followed by a chorus of giggling from Alice.
“You did not already die Alice.” said Scott also laughing hysterically.
The chat was filled with angry Dwarves saying comments such as ‘WOW, Old Man Willakers sucked!’ and ‘Old Man Willakers obviously killed himself, there’s no way someone can be THAT bad…’
But these comments didn’t affect Alice, she just kept laughing at how bad she did during the game, and Scott laughed with her.
