Five truths and a lie!

[thezombineer]

 I'm actually British. I just have an American accent because I have spent fifteen years in America, meaning I moved here when I was one. So, technically I am both British and American.

One of my brothers is a lesser known pop star

I have a really weird school schedule.

I have been to seven other countries, including England. I asked for biscuits and gravy while I was there. Everyone looked at me weird.

I made a functional invisibility cloak three years ago using small cameras and small screens.

Comments

[tdscott8]

Shawn we all know farmers, like yourself, don't go to school. So obviously the one about you having a weird school schedule is a lie.

[thezombineer]

I'M NOT A BLOODY FARMER! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIG CITY! How many times must I say this? :P

[tdscott8]

oh, also Shawn, all fics must go under a cut, or else they'll have to be removed. :)

[thezombineer]

Not a fic. Sorry Scoop :P

[tdscott8]

Also shawn, all posts must be tagged with the "salad" tag :)

[thezombineer]

No... That's not a thing. I'm a mod. I should know.

[clashofdemonesense]

Can we rename it to "Five lies and a truth!"? :P

[thezombineer]

Count again.

[clashofdemonesense]

Who needs counting when you can be lazy?

[thezombineer]

There's only five things. Not five plus one. :p

[clashofdemonesense]

Ha! I found the lie! There's not even five truths and a lie! There's only five truths and a lie in the title! I win! :D

[thezombineer]

Nope. There's also only one truth :p

I do have a weird school schedule. Because homeschooled.

[giggleworthy]

hah! i knew that!

[the_mysterious_m]

...There are only 5 things here.

[thezombineer]

Exactly :D

April Fools! :p