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saladloveThis story was written by Devan from the Project Monstrous chat, it's extremely heartfelt and very dramatic. Do not read if you're allergic to feels.
It was a windy night. Summer. 2012. The world was going to end, but only Scatt knew that because he can tell the future bc/ hes super kawaii. damn. So anyway, he KNEW about the world's plans, and he intended to tell EVERYONE (WN: even those stupid preppy preps. got. they phlem me so har.d). He went to school the next day, thinking over how he would start this. "Hmm." He said. "How will I start this?"
Bbut suddenly, a person threw themselves at our super duper hero Scatt. It was Klash!! He draped himself over Scatt's body, trying to get a slice of dose hot lips. "Hey crab cake. whats the haps my main partner. and only partner. bc im good at everything." Klash said to Scatt as he puckered up.
"Not here, Klash. We are in a very grody society who looks down upon the acts of treason thats not treason for being... homosexual." He seemed to whisper the word as he breathed his warm breath down Klash's ear canals. "And another thing, boo. school is not a place for shenanigans. u have to focus on your studies. God. ur such a nerdicus." He did an amazing hair flip with hardly any hair movement and then he did a power walk down the halls.
The first class that Scatt had was Chemistry. The teacher and him had some beef going on and not the kind that you eat. Like the kind that makes problems for everyone in the class because Scatt's better than them and he knows that. They're just jealous heckers and tHEY HAVE NO LIFE AND THEY CAN'T SUCEED IN ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID WE SHOULD JUST STAB CEASER. sorry. Anyway. He had Chem and it sucked because the teacher was out for him. Like srsly. He went to his friend Fan, who ironically wasn't even a machine that spins around to move the air in the room. Nah. She was just a Fan like a person who likes certain things. He went to her and grabbed her shoulders in a VICE GRIP. He said, "ffan." His saliva shot out from his lip and hit her in the face. "i see the futuuuruere.e.." he whispered so creepy that almost 1 person turned around.
Fan ask him what he meant. That was kind of scary and she didn't know what to do. His spit had hit her and now she wiped it off. Greasy. She stepped 3 feet back form him. "What did u just say 2 me ? ? ?" she asked as if offended. "um excuse u. little heck. IIIII am the seer. do not even tEST me!!!" she was getting SO fired up. She was about to run out of the room and cause the fire alarms to go off because she's firey.
"I just said I can see the future u poopy. I'm better than everyone because I seen the world end. I hid in a rock so I didn't die. Because I will be like the dinosaurs except I will live and be super cool always." He did a cool backflip into the teacher who then proceeded to stick his gross sticky icky cheesy toe jammy finger riiight up Scatt's nostril. "U mister, ooo boy. UUUU have fricking. IN. SCHOOL. SUSPENSIOOOOON." the teacher flicked him in the forehead and then farted and then left. Scatt was left in a stinky bubble of despair that had sort of the odour of onion farts. But that was a story for another time.
PLEASE lever your reactions in the comments! :)
It was a windy night. Summer. 2012. The world was going to end, but only Scatt knew that because he can tell the future bc/ hes super kawaii. damn. So anyway, he KNEW about the world's plans, and he intended to tell EVERYONE (WN: even those stupid preppy preps. got. they phlem me so har.d). He went to school the next day, thinking over how he would start this. "Hmm." He said. "How will I start this?"
Bbut suddenly, a person threw themselves at our super duper hero Scatt. It was Klash!! He draped himself over Scatt's body, trying to get a slice of dose hot lips. "Hey crab cake. whats the haps my main partner. and only partner. bc im good at everything." Klash said to Scatt as he puckered up.
"Not here, Klash. We are in a very grody society who looks down upon the acts of treason thats not treason for being... homosexual." He seemed to whisper the word as he breathed his warm breath down Klash's ear canals. "And another thing, boo. school is not a place for shenanigans. u have to focus on your studies. God. ur such a nerdicus." He did an amazing hair flip with hardly any hair movement and then he did a power walk down the halls.
The first class that Scatt had was Chemistry. The teacher and him had some beef going on and not the kind that you eat. Like the kind that makes problems for everyone in the class because Scatt's better than them and he knows that. They're just jealous heckers and tHEY HAVE NO LIFE AND THEY CAN'T SUCEED IN ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID WE SHOULD JUST STAB CEASER. sorry. Anyway. He had Chem and it sucked because the teacher was out for him. Like srsly. He went to his friend Fan, who ironically wasn't even a machine that spins around to move the air in the room. Nah. She was just a Fan like a person who likes certain things. He went to her and grabbed her shoulders in a VICE GRIP. He said, "ffan." His saliva shot out from his lip and hit her in the face. "i see the futuuuruere.e.." he whispered so creepy that almost 1 person turned around.
Fan ask him what he meant. That was kind of scary and she didn't know what to do. His spit had hit her and now she wiped it off. Greasy. She stepped 3 feet back form him. "What did u just say 2 me ? ? ?" she asked as if offended. "um excuse u. little heck. IIIII am the seer. do not even tEST me!!!" she was getting SO fired up. She was about to run out of the room and cause the fire alarms to go off because she's firey.
"I just said I can see the future u poopy. I'm better than everyone because I seen the world end. I hid in a rock so I didn't die. Because I will be like the dinosaurs except I will live and be super cool always." He did a cool backflip into the teacher who then proceeded to stick his gross sticky icky cheesy toe jammy finger riiight up Scatt's nostril. "U mister, ooo boy. UUUU have fricking. IN. SCHOOL. SUSPENSIOOOOON." the teacher flicked him in the forehead and then farted and then left. Scatt was left in a stinky bubble of despair that had sort of the odour of onion farts. But that was a story for another time.
PLEASE lever your reactions in the comments! :)
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Date: 2015-07-03 06:03 pm (UTC)(its 4am)
"oh look, devan wrote this!"
long story short im laughing really, really hard alone at 4am
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Date: 2015-07-21 03:56 pm (UTC)(Also yes I'm really late. Shhhhhh)
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Date: 2015-07-21 05:07 pm (UTC)Better late than never :P
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