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I noticed the toaster has become a TWS meme now, so I figured I should explain how it all came about.

It's also an excuse for me to make fun of creepypastas.



"Dodododododododo"
"Matt, would you stop that?" M said, annoyed.
"Nope!" Matt said, and continued trying to give an accapella rendition of the dungeon music from the original Legend of Zelda.
Suddenly the doorbell rand, and the UPS guy dropped off a package. M quickly thanked him and closed the door, exited to see what had unexpectedly arrived.
"Ohh! Maybe it's my death ray!" Matt said exitedly.
M raised an eyebrow under his cloak and opened the package, expecting it to be his new spoopy cloak.
What he found.... SHOCKED HIM!!!!!11111!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!!!1!
"Oh right, I forgot I ordered this!" M said, happy to see it had finally arrived.
"What is it?"

"My NES copy of Zelda 1! I bought it on e-bay a few weeks ago. Figures it took this long to get here."
"Is it supposed to look like that?"
Now that M held it in the light, it looked... different then he remembered it online. Link's eyes were crossed out with a sharpie, and on the back was a warning: DO NOT PALY.
"Paly?"
"I think it's supposed to say 'play.'"
"Oh, that makes more sense."
M frowned. "This is going to stink up my collection. Maybe I'll print out a label from online. I hope it pays well." He said, plugging it into the NES.
The title screen looked fine. M pressed start and it changed to something else in a split second.
The were 666's everywhere, and there was BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD pouring down from the waterfalls.
"...Is it supposed to do that?" Matt said.
"...No."
"Didn't think so. What if it's... HAUNTED."
"It isn't."
"Yea, but that would be cool!"
"It was hyper realistic BLOOOOOOOD, M!"
"Actually, it looked like a couple of red squares, but whatever."
Suddenly, the NES began shaking. A red light filled the room and AOL internet noises came out of the NES.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWEHEHEHEHEE!"
Matt and M exchanged glances.
M spoke up. "Who are you?"
"I am the demon contained within the cartridge. Now corporeal, I shall destroy the world, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! MWAHAHAAHAHA!"
Matt looked at M. "Oh noes, M! It said there was nothing we could do!"
"I have an idea."
"But he said there was nothing we could do!"
"Well, if there WAS something we could do, why would he tell us that?"
"Oh yea, good point."
"Besides, worst case scenario, we're back to planning. Besides, those AOL noises are starting to get on my nerves."
"Good thinking. I'm glad we're on the same page for once."
M walked up the the NES.
"What are you doing? Didn't you hear me when I did there was nothing you could do?"
M walked up, struck a dramatic pose, and...
Unplugged the cartridge.
The light died, the AOL noises stopped, and the NES fell back on the floor.
"Huh." Matt said. "That was easy. So... what do we do with it?"
M put the cartridge in the toaster.
Matt shrugged. "Works for me."

Later that night...
The toaster rattled.
"No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" The demon contained inside to toaster wailed. "I will exact vengeance upon thee, human scum!"

The next morning...
M's toaster waffles came out burnt.

I never said it would be high quality.

Date: 2015-11-28 10:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] r7
XD. I have nothing else to say.
Edited Date: 2015-11-28 10:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-12-02 07:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tdscott8
lmao xD

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