Lucara Random Shitpost Smut
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saladloveThis is the result of a random shit post between myself and my other half Lupus in a skype chat with friends. It's a weird random story and every alternate 'paragraph' was typed by the other person. So enjoy I guess?
Once upon a time.... In a not too distant dungeon, A naked person roamed the dungeon,
As the bells struck the bell tower, someone presented their bellend for inspection
A mysterious "Oh my" echoed across the dungeon as the blue pants hit the floor
George Takai entered the dungeon and informed the naked person that they were suffering from the fatal, NoBellend disease
Curious George then stated that there was only one way to cure NoBellend, first the flaccid head must be stroked, then you must venture past the dungeon to find a mysterious flower found in the depths of the multiverse
The flower would be recognised by its phallic shape and after sex smell
Also by the clit shaped petals
The Naked person then set out on their quest wearing nothing but the clothes they were born in and hiking boots, for it would be a long walk
and a walking stick placed inside their anus to make sure they didn't lose balance or their stride
also, so their never lost the pleasure of the prostate gland
Their journey took many days and on their travels, they encountered many strange people and creatures, one such being was the Tentagoddess who wrote excellent smutty fanfiction
On this tale of adventure and mystery they delve into many practices that would be considered KINKY. They decided to stay with the Tentagoddess for a few weeks to learn how much tentacles could pleasure somebody orally as all their other holes were in use. It started by ....
It started by gentle, licking and sucking which then gave way to trying not to choke as the tentacles grew aroused and began to speed up. All too soon the week came (literally and figuratively) to a sticky but satisfied end. The Naked person continued their journey to the centre of the multiverse to find the mysterious flower.
Upon their travels, The Naked Person happened upon a person with no chesticles who was told to find a mystical ice cream also found within the multiverse, however all they wore was a crop top and so The Naked Person offered sexual support and comfort, while also being a companion
The Naked Person and No-Chesticles skipped happily as they walked taking breaks only to sleep and to 'relax'. At the end of the 5th day of their journey they spotted in the distance a great white mountain upon which sat the mysterious flower. The happy travellers ran towards to mountain and when they reached it the mountain was made of the ice cream that No-Chesticles quested for. No-Chesticles ate some of the ice cream and grew not one, not two, but three chesticles. The Naked Person ran to the top of the mountain and rubbed themselves against the giant mysterious flower and lo and behold their NoBellend disease was cured. The travellers embraced and then returned home to have a massive orgy with their friends. The end.
Once upon a time.... In a not too distant dungeon, A naked person roamed the dungeon,
As the bells struck the bell tower, someone presented their bellend for inspection
A mysterious "Oh my" echoed across the dungeon as the blue pants hit the floor
George Takai entered the dungeon and informed the naked person that they were suffering from the fatal, NoBellend disease
Curious George then stated that there was only one way to cure NoBellend, first the flaccid head must be stroked, then you must venture past the dungeon to find a mysterious flower found in the depths of the multiverse
The flower would be recognised by its phallic shape and after sex smell
Also by the clit shaped petals
The Naked person then set out on their quest wearing nothing but the clothes they were born in and hiking boots, for it would be a long walk
and a walking stick placed inside their anus to make sure they didn't lose balance or their stride
also, so their never lost the pleasure of the prostate gland
Their journey took many days and on their travels, they encountered many strange people and creatures, one such being was the Tentagoddess who wrote excellent smutty fanfiction
On this tale of adventure and mystery they delve into many practices that would be considered KINKY. They decided to stay with the Tentagoddess for a few weeks to learn how much tentacles could pleasure somebody orally as all their other holes were in use. It started by ....
It started by gentle, licking and sucking which then gave way to trying not to choke as the tentacles grew aroused and began to speed up. All too soon the week came (literally and figuratively) to a sticky but satisfied end. The Naked person continued their journey to the centre of the multiverse to find the mysterious flower.
Upon their travels, The Naked Person happened upon a person with no chesticles who was told to find a mystical ice cream also found within the multiverse, however all they wore was a crop top and so The Naked Person offered sexual support and comfort, while also being a companion
The Naked Person and No-Chesticles skipped happily as they walked taking breaks only to sleep and to 'relax'. At the end of the 5th day of their journey they spotted in the distance a great white mountain upon which sat the mysterious flower. The happy travellers ran towards to mountain and when they reached it the mountain was made of the ice cream that No-Chesticles quested for. No-Chesticles ate some of the ice cream and grew not one, not two, but three chesticles. The Naked Person ran to the top of the mountain and rubbed themselves against the giant mysterious flower and lo and behold their NoBellend disease was cured. The travellers embraced and then returned home to have a massive orgy with their friends. The end.
